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Married couple wears matching outfits for 35 years
It started when Nancy Featherstone made a shirt for herself with the leftover fabric from a shirt she made for her husband, Donald. They started wearing matching outfits on the weekends and enjoyed dressing that way so much that Nancy proceeded to make two complete seasonal wardrobes of matching men’s and women’s items, from sweaters to coats.
Also, Donald is the artist who designed the plastic garden flamingo. Accordingly, Nancy says she buys flamingo fabric whenever she finds it and they have a special closet filled with over 40 flamingo outfits.
II
Whenever I look for you the wind
Howls with danger
Beware the tree arms scream
What you are seeking
Will find you
In the night
In the fist of your dreaming
And in my mouth
The words became sabers
Cutting my boundaries
To ribbons
Of merciless light
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